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Words of a Pilot


Great pilot joke donated from my friend Steve

Words of a Pilot

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was 

seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began 

crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the 

infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly 

offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, 

“Gosh, that’s a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!”

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said 

that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in 

the baby’s ears.

The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion 

exclaimed,

“And all these years, I’ve been chewing gum.”


Forever Lazy


First there was the Snuggie.  Now here is something even better.  At first I didn’t even think this was real.

 


Wash Yo Damn Nuts


DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!


Tug Toner



Did You Just Look at My Chest?


I found this yesterday from a friend on twitter. You know women wear these low cut tops and then get mad when you stare at their boobs. This video says it all. Women if you don’t want us to look, cover up! We are instinctively programed to look at them. Just take it as a compliment. Please Comment!!!!!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82069490/