Great pilot joke donated from my friend Steve
Words of a Pilot
During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was
seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began
crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the
infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
“Gosh, that’s a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!”
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in
the baby’s ears.
The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion
“And all these years, I’ve been chewing gum.”