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Hotel Toilets and Where is the Plunger

Ok most Hotels have strong toilets that will pull down just about anything.  That being said I’m at the Comfort Suites Salt Lake City airport and the toilet here can’t flush more than 2 handfuls of toilet paper.  First of all your toilet paper is that thin stuff that is worthless so I have to use twice as much. The toilet gets clogged no matter what. So where the hell is the damn PLUNGER.  Why is it that we can not have a plunger.  I was able to correct the problem with out one but wouldn’t this fix this problem?  Why do I have to call down and have someone come up to my room and see this prize piece of shit.  Just give each room a plunger.


Toilet Paper

 This store is in Helena, MT.  It is basically a tobacco and liquor store.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-man-store-east-helena I love the logo.










Now let’s get to the point.  Why is it the everywhere in the world except your own house you are provided with sandpaper to wipe your butt.  I have stayed at hundreds of hotels and been to thousands of public bathrooms.  Of all of these places I have probably had decent toilet paper in 2-3 hotels.  I believe the Renaissance Palm Springs is 1 of them.  Using this rough paper is very uncomfortable.  First it doesn’t absorb shit (pun intended).  2nd because it doesn’t absorb anything you must use twice as much.  Because you must you twice as much you as is 5 times as sore.  I would like to blame this on the Scott tissue company who produces most of this horrible product.  We deserve better.  Do you think this is why we have so many angry people in America?  Would using Charmin lead to a less violent, happier country?  I don’t know but I do know that it wouldn’t hurt (your butt or the violence problem).  Have fun and wipe carefully.