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Jolene’s Christmas Gifts

So I have a wonderful “Christian” neighbor that hates me, my brother, my wife, and my dogs. She doesn’t talk to us about anything her solutions to all problems are either call the cops or the HOA. Keep in mind the HOA has never found any problems with us. Also I feel like she could ask us one time to quiet down on the weekends before calling the cops. The cops should fine her for wasting their time. She has my phone number. The biggest problem for her is she never leaves the house. So I have decided what she needs for Christmas.


Rx- apply nipple clamps and a generous quantity of ky and ride 2-3 times a day for as long as needed until an intense feeling “orgasm” occurs. Yes, it needs to be this big. She needs to get that funk out that has built up over the years and is causing the anger. If still not happy after 7 days join Match.com and start fucking real people. If that doesn’t work you might be a lesbian. If still not happy your just a bitch.
Try shoving this in your ass!

C Dog


2012 What to Get Your Man for the Holidays

Small Things

Cigars, Cutters, Lighters, Ashtrays, Humidors


Road ID


Liquor Minis or Liquor filled chocolates


Bike Gloves

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Bigger Things



Charging Caddies



Bluetooth Headphones


GoPro Hero 3


Cardo G9 Bluetooth Motorcycle Intercom


ManGrate Grilling Accessory



Dewalt 18v Hammer Drill and Light


Universal Remote and Bottle Opener


Expensive Things

Garmin Fitness Watches


Fischer Soma Vacuum Ranger 12 Ski Boots




Niner RIP 9 Mountain Bike


Ducati Streetfighter


Nikon 3200


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Mother’s Day

Mother’s day is May 13th. Have you decided what to get your Mom? Well I just sent my Mom some Shari’s Berries. I have always wanted to send these to some one and got the idea while listen to Sunday School, Penn Jillett’s Podcast. Everyone sends flowers and that is great but it is good to change it up. Here are some other great ideas for Mom.

The Fitness Mom
Lulu Lemmon clothes or gift card
Icebreaker Clothing
Lucy gift card
Merrell Barfoot Shoes

The Holistic Mom
Spa finder gift card
Whole Foods Gift Card
Fresh Produce delivery
Burt’s Bees Products

The Boojee Mom
Coach Purse or even better Louis Vuitton
Norstrum or Barney’s gift card
Jewelry from Tiffany’s or Better
Sprinkles Cupcakes

Normal Mom
Body Shop Gift Set
Edible Arrangements
Shari’s Berries

Gifts for Your Woman

Best Gifts for your Woman:

You-Without you she wouldn’t get any gift.  You offer a lot, mostly sex!

Lingerie-Victoia’s Secret has done wonders for us.  You can get her lingerie that turns you on and she still thinks its a great gift for her.  Also they put on a great fashion show that some how we are allowed to watch no questions asked. Don’t forget Frederick’s of Hollywood.

Hatachi Magic Wand- Best vibrator or “messager” ever made.

Icebreaker Workout Clothing- These garments are made of extremely soft Merino Wool.  They have something for everyone on your list.  I have several pieces from them and love it all.

Yoga- This is another great gift that benefits you as much as her.  Think about it.  You give her 30 days of yoga and you get back a highly flexible women.  Think of what you could do with that.  Actually might want to get 3 months to make sure you get a good return on investment.

iPad- how can you go wrong.  No matter what she wants “there is an app for that”.